(via maddies-universe)
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
(via maddies-universe)
*rocks in rocking chair* BACK IN MY DAY KIDS USED TO PAINT THEIR SKIN GREY AND WORSHIP A MADMAN BY THE NAME’A HUSSIE *chews gums* I NEVER WILL FORGET THE HIATUS OF 2013, THEMS WAS SOME DARK DAYS. MMHMM, NOW RUN ALONG, AND DON’T FORGET TO TAKE THAT PIE I BAKED FOR YOUR DAD, I KNOW HOW GAMZEE LOVES HIS PIE.
(via theherospectrum)
Okay I just saw this
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and I just went to google translate and laughed my ass off and then made this I don’t know if I’m sorry or noti don’t watch danisnotonfire but this is hilarious
You should watch him though
(via maddies-universe)
let’s make this the post with the most notes ever.
yes.
Almost 13 million
13 million and counting.
what the hell did this even start as
(via ifitisnttheginger)
today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose
(via iamtheoncomingmisha)
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared
(via iamtheoncomingmisha)
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What the fuck
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does this even mean anymore
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is it supposed to express love and peace
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or unfathomable rage and hatred
(via iamtheoncomingmisha)
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
(via maddies-universe)
(via theherospectrum)